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Tue, 2007-11-06 22:56 — SocratesOne

This is socratesone (formerly on youtube before I was banned) . I'm a 31 year old web development freelancer living in New Hampshire.

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Wed, 2007-11-07 15:35 — The_W01f

Welcome to the board.

I am sorry to say that you don't win any prizes, but hey, you broke the board's "virginity" so it's cool!

 

Let's see more people come in! 

Thu, 2007-11-08 04:42 — Teena

Pig

So, you insinuate this board is female so you can proudly pop its cherry? Pig. Instead, perhaps we could say it is male and it has just been anally raped?

Thu, 2007-11-08 17:18 — The_W01f

If you feel like it...

Either way is good. But virginity is not exclusively female.

 

There is Virgin wool, Virgin forests (Forests that are untouched by man, a bit of a rarity now). There is even a drink called "vergina".

 

And who can forget, "The 40-year old virgin?"

 

Either way, this board is officially been typed on, broken into, popped it's cherry, busted it's nut and like a first-time lover, the begining was just as clumsy.

 

And it will get better with time.

 

W01FÂ